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[wiktortwo]

You have reached Ensign Chekov, Pavel Andreievich. I am unavailable at the moment, but I will get back to you as soon as I am able to do so.

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[ifyoutestme]

[hi. it's kind of late. and sulu's stuck at a bar with the captain. and how does he cope? he's gonna text Chekov.]

I thought playing darts with the captain would be easier after he had a few drinks.

[wiktortwo]

[ .. perfect solution, obviously.

chekov rolls over and checks his communicator when he gets the notif of a new message, blinking blearily. ]

Has he resorted to cheating?

[ifyoutestme]

Not yet. I think he's trying, but I look up too soon so he walks back over here.

[wiktortwo]

I have noticed that he tends to make attempts at being sneaky when he thinks no one is looking.

It never seems to work in his favor.

[ chekov that was almost rude, coming from you. ]

[ifyoutestme]

I've noticed the same. It makes for good entertainment at least.

[wiktortwo]

Has he managed to trip over his own feet, yet?

[ifyoutestme]

Once. He tried to make it seem like he did it on purpose, but it was too obvious. I don't think he realized.

[wiktortwo]

I've seen him do that, before. On the bridge, if you could believe it. He nearly fell over into the Commander's station.

He was not pleased.

text --> misfire!

[arcielwaath]

HEY!! WHY DID YOU LEAVE ME BY THE TELESCOPE?!?!?

[ANGRY FINNEL!! don't worry she'll calm down]

OH GOD Y E S.

[wiktortwo]

[ um.

hi there angry lady. ]

.. Er.

I'm sorry?

[arcielwaath]

IF YOU'RE SORRY THEN COME GET ME!!

[like a few seconds later:]

If you didn't really want to look at the stars with me you could have just said so, Aoto!!

[wiktortwo]

I enjoy looking at the stars, but I am not this Aoto. I believe you have sent this to the wrong person.

[ he's still sorry, though. :c ]

[arcielwaath]

[There's a bit of silence... and then a barrage of texts:]

AH!!

I'M SORRY!!

You don't have to come get me if you're not Aoto, he needs to be the one who's sorry and comes to get me! I'm sorry I didn't mean to!

[wiktortwo]

[ GOODNESS WHERE ARE ALL OF THESE TEXTS COMING FROM. ]

No, no! I promise, it's okay! These things happen, please don't worry.

Do you need someone to come get you?

[arcielwaath]

[she hits send before her fingers can catch up with her brainwords, sorry man]

Okay if you're sure...

Thank you for the offer, person, but I think I'm gonna make Aoto come get me, this is his fault!

[wiktortwo]

I am sure, do not doubt it.

My name is Pavel Chekov, if you would like to know. And the offer still stands if your friend does not come to get you.

( prox ) post-event thread | voice ;

[fencing]

[ just as awkward as when he's trying to talk to the captain. perhaps even more so. ]

Hey. You free to talk?

voice ;

[wiktortwo]

[ sulu, don't be awkward. there's no real need for it. ]

For you? Of course.

voice ;

[fencing]

I know it was - exactly my fault, but I wanted to apologize, anyway.

voice ;

[wiktortwo]

I don't think any apologies are necessary, Sulu. You worry too much.

voice ;

[fencing]

I've been told that.

[ he's far too noble for his own good sometimes. ]

You're okay, though? Like, generally?

voice ;

[wiktortwo]

And you should listen.

[ because the captain said it, right? ]

Generally? Yes, Hikaru, I am okay. I think the question here should be, however, are you all right?

voice ;

[fencing]

[ yep. ]

I'm fine. I was more worried about you.

voice ;

[wiktortwo]

[ listen to your captain and your navigator, sir. ]

There is nothing to be worried about. I promise.

( prox ) some time after jim's post | voicemail ;

[fencing]

[ professional voice. ]

Another experiment is being conducted by the scientists, and the captain has been compromised by the chip. It's been dealt with - [ aka he's got his blowjob ] - but further contact isn't advised - [ because you're all gonna want to punch him in the face ] - until we're sure that whatever's been injected in him is out of his system.